Clinical Heebie Jeebies

A more fun way to tell people that you’ve been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder.

I’m tired of explaining what kind of anxiety disorder I have so now I just say I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

I swear to fuck

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason

“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”

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get creamed

1. A subtle “fuck you” to whoever keeps removing the name on the group chat, or to anyone in general.

2. The best thing you could possibly yell when smashing a banana-cream pie into someone’s face

“Get creamed bitch!”
“DUDE WHAT THE FU-oh wow this is some damned good pie.”

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Mother

I wish mine loved me

I wish I had a mother like yours

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Wingle-Wangle

That one point in time when your 60- something-year-old father finally pauses the Lady Gaga blaring from the car speakers to try to pull into the very small rue21 parking lot in the strip mall.

“I’m just gonna Wingle-Wangle my way through here”
“Dad wtf”

Robert

That weird short kid in your 7th grade class that can't say his R's, molests all of the other boys, and has his own mafia. He has excessive knowledge of WWII, and 'hails hitler' instead of the pledge. He drives fear into the hearts of children, but gets away with it because he looks and sounds like an eight year old.

"Hey isn't Robert the kid who threatened to eat your family tree?"
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."

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piparoon

A wackjob; crazed or pompous person

“They brought forty cats to my bar mitzvah and let them loose halfway through.”
“Wow, they are such a piparoon.”