Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.

"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."

GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.

"I'm a Gilf," said Queen Elizabeth.

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Atheist

Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.

Atheist are usually real downers.

"I'm Atheist," said L Ron Hubbard.
"Okay," answered Matt.

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Vlog

It's technically a Video Blog but everyone knows it's truly a Vagina Blog.

"Did you see that sexy Vlog on the hub last night?" asked Kyle.
"No. I don't watch porn and we are getting in divorce," said Kyle's ex-wife.

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Boujee

I don't have a fucking clue what it means but Bad and Boujee is an alliteration so Migos said what the fuck lets use it.

"My bitch is bad and boujee and we do stuff with an uzi and weed and crap like that to make a rap song any bit cool." said Migos.

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Racism

A touchy subject that should not be joked about or be on the urban dictionary

"Uh-oh I made a racism," said Ralph.

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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

What the fuck?! These fucking asshole word maker people went out and made the longest, dumbest word of all and had it be the 'fear of long words'. Whatever retard has this disease his gonna lose is fucking mind when you tell him! Fuck off.

"I have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia," said Devin.

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