Main Line Mom

These fuckers make driving through the Main Line hell. Usually 40-60 years of age and have multiple children. All of them have the trashiest Philly accent you will ever witness and if you are at a stop light and you aren't driving 0.00000000000001 seconds after it turns green they will honk and scream at you from their Subaru SUV until you move, and will most likely try to cut you off even if they aren't going in your direction.

Main Line Mom: *honks car* Fucking move cunt! My daughter has a dance recital in fifteen minutes and you're making me late!
Me: Fuck off cunt!
Her Children: Ooooooooooooooooooooh

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Bet

Most people get this wrong so let me make this clear. The term 'bet' (informal) is used when somebody doesn't believe you in any circumstance, or used as a reply by a person when someone doesn't believe in them.

Male 1: Nigga bet I can I can jump over that car.
Male 2: Bet! (Almost in a confused tone.)

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