mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

Saloon Face

-A guy or girl who looks like they drink 30 to 40 beers a day. A person who you can see sitting at any bar in the world.

Look at that dudes Saloon Face, he must have had 20 Old Milwaukee’s today.