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A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didnât have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
Guy 1: âmy mom got me dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for Christmasâ
Guy 2: âdamn u have the best mom I only got $300â
The best fucking food ever inventing.
Kid 1: âbro my mom is making dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets again, the best fucking food ever invented.
Kid 2: âfor the 7th night in a row? U must be so frikin lucky man.