dookie box

Term used to refer to a young woman's tight-looking ass, especially if she's wearing tight-fitting jeans. Not generally used in reference to a man, unless the speaker is gay or a redneck female with absolutely no regard for her own reputation.

Joe: "Dude, what are you looking at?"

Steve: "That chick's dookie box, bro. Check it out!"

Joe: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."

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kick in the ass

1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.)

2. Literally, a kick in the ass.

1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass.

2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.

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Dolittle

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.

Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."

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bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

racial slur

Aside from its usual definition, a racial slur is also what happens when you mix rednecks, NASCAR, and mass quantities of alcohol. Everyone is incoherently slurring about the race, when in actuality, no one has a damn clue who's in the lead or what the point standings are, nor does anyone really give a shit.

Examples of Racial Slurs:

Lap 1, Billy Bob - "Jimmy Johnson's taking this one all the way!"

Lap 1, Jimbo - "I concur, but Tony Stewart has just as much of a chance as any other guy out there."

Lap 119, Billy Bob - "Ib ert shnell mmm, (hic) mmbobble sox."

Lap 119, Jimbo - "Yeeeerrrp, sho mmbrithen gnop shtorin(BUUUURRRRRP)."

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fickling

Licking a woman's clitoris while twiddling her g-spot with your middle finger.

She seemed a little bored with me until I started fickling her twat.

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Carolina Hood Ornament

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.

1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.