When you startle or awaken yourself suddenly from to the sound or fragrance of your own flatulence, aka farts.
I had the worst night of sleep last night. I clarmed at 2 am and woke up my husband and daughter.
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A person who lacks the ability to recognize flaws on their person such as lipstick on their teeth, boogers hanging out of their nose, toilet paper under their shoe, etcâ¦
Look at Jenniferâs shit stain what a jeargy.
When you roll or twist the ass hairs betwixt your cheeks with your fingers.
Sorry I took so long in the shower bro, I was mad clarping in there.
When you Defecate in a shower and stomp it down the waffle shaped drain to hide the evidence.
Coach: Ok boys who qualted in the football locker room.
Jimothy: coaach you know what they say who ever prompt it stomped it.
Twarshing is the art of attending yoga classes exclusively for the reason of contorting your body in a way to fit your big to into your anus with relative ease comfort and pleasure.
I just had the most wonderful orgasm thanks to my recent twarshing you should give it a go or a *toe* .