Twarshing

Twarshing is the art of attending yoga classes exclusively for the reason of contorting your body in a way to fit your big to into your anus with relative ease comfort and pleasure.

I just had the most wonderful orgasm thanks to my recent twarshing you should give it a go or a *toe* .

Jeargy

A person who lacks the ability to recognize flaws on their person such as lipstick on their teeth, boogers hanging out of their nose, toilet paper under their shoe, etc…

Look at Jennifer’s shit stain what a jeargy.

Clarping

When you roll or twist the ass hairs betwixt your cheeks with your fingers.

Sorry I took so long in the shower bro, I was mad clarping in there.

Qualt

When you Defecate in a shower and stomp it down the waffle shaped drain to hide the evidence.

Coach: Ok boys who qualted in the football locker room.
Jimothy: coaach you know what they say who ever prompt it stomped it.

Clarm

When you startle or awaken yourself suddenly from to the sound or fragrance of your own flatulence, aka farts.

I had the worst night of sleep last night. I clarmed at 2 am and woke up my husband and daughter.

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