cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

stuunkashi

Cum covered feet

"Babe would you please stuunkashi me?" or "OH MY F*** I'm so stuunkashi'd up right now"

Jackjaw

A person whom is extremely annoying. So annoying in fact that they usually cause jaw pains to the person they are communicating with.

Dude- “so as I was saying, it does seem as if the circumstance is exceeding our proposed conclusion, therefore; I shall most likey...”
His “homie” - “Dude wtf, you’re such a jackjaw, like my jaw is always hurting around you dude”.

Cummer

“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.

Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”