Whitby Mans

Whitby (wit-BEE) Mans – A male who wanted to live in Toronto but didn't want to live in a shoebox-sized condo, but could afford a house in Whitby – only to learn that taxes are so high, that they could have probably afford 200 sq. ft. more, parking and a storage locker to go with said Toronto condo. The Whitby Mans wears Canada Goose and shorts in the winter. Around White Oaks, Whitby Mans is like a no name version of Toronto Mans. Around hockey arenas, Whitby Mans are likely low key racist – harkening to a time when Whitby was nicknamed "White Be." Whitby Mans brags on Butchies and loves making fun of the 'Shwa but fails to realize that the heavily taxed house they've purchased is actually made of glass and it is Whitby where the Whitby Mall is located. Despite the name, Whitby Mans is probably from Scarborough or Brampton.

He wears shorts in the winter. He Whitby Mans.

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Whitby mans

Whitby (wit-BEE) mans – A male who wanted to live in Toronto but didn't want to live in a shoebox-sized condo, but could afford a house in Whitby – only to learn that taxes are so high, that they could have probably afforded 200 sq. ft. more, parking and a storage locker to go with said Toronto condo. The Whitby mans works in IT, listens to Drake, wears Canada Goose and shorts in the winter. They hate shovelling windrows. Around White Oaks, Whitby mans is like a no name version of Toronto mans. Around hockey arenas, Whitby mans is likely low key racist – harkening to a time when Whitby was nicknamed "White Be." Whitby mans brags on Butchies and loves making fun of the 'Shwa but fails to realize that the heavily taxed house they're living in is actually made of glass and it is Whitby where the Whitby Mall is located. Despite the name, Whitby mans is probably from Scarborough or Brampton.

Mans 1: "He from Toronto!"
Mans 2: "Nah, he Whitby mans."

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