letterboxd

A social media app for movie reviews. It is like Instagram except you post ratings, reviews, lists etc.

It doesn’t easily get review bombed unlike IMDb and Metacritic

Sadly it is overrun by film hoes, snobs, and political extremists. Luckily you will find your own audience as you make a following

Mainstream Idiot: Look at the metacritic audience rating, people agree with me.

Reviewer: Shut up man, you don’t like the protagonist cuz he’s black. Go look at Letterboxd instead.

26👍 6👎

The real cost

Some stupid anti-smoking company that releases ridiculous ads on smoking/vaping using cgi transformers/dinobots, skin falling off, wooden teeth.

Basically it’s bullshit

Karen: What are you doing smoking in my neighborhood, go look at The Real Cost and educate yourself!

Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler

15👍 1👎

Wallet

An ugly rich guy with awful standards for his women

I don’t date him cause he’s hot, I date him cause he’s a Wallet

9👍 3👎

epic games store

Online store platform for Fortnite cucks too young to play M rated games, to get free shit cause mommy won’t give her credit card for Steam.

“My mom won’t pay for Steam but I copped ten games on my school laptop from the epic games store. Now I kill hookers on GTA”

8👍 4👎

The Last of Us Part II

The Last Jedi of video games. While the first one is considered a masterpiece, this one is severely divisive with its mixed reception from the audience.

SW Fan: “I hated The Last Jedi more on my second rewatch”

Gamer: “I don’t think you’ll like The Last of Us Part II either”

*Turns off PS4*

20👍 23👎

Netflix Addictionz

The obsessions of usually a guy who is couch-locked for hours watching funny shit on Netflix or sometimes other streaming services, because his friends are out getting wasted after turning 21

Jake the white boy: yo where’s Stevie at? Did he get Covid?

Tyrone: Nah, he’s infected with Netflix Addictionz

1👍 1👎

Indian Penis

A penis. What did you expect? Usually range from 4-8 inches. Sometimes chubby. Cut or Uncut mostly depending on religious beliefs. It can be compared to Asian Penis and come in multiple colors. It’s uncommon to notice as South Asians aren’t popularized too much in western culture.

Gym Locker Room

Skinny Femboy: Never seen an Indian Penis and never will

Ripped Indian: Fuck you say kid?

15👍 4👎