Hobo Toes

State of toes in between pedicures where the polish has chipped, faded, is missing, and/or calluses are growing out of your sandals.

"I wanted to wear my stilettos today but my Hobo Toes were lookin nasty."

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Weasel Brow

Extremely hairy eyebrows that should be waxed ASAP.

"I was supposed to go on a date with Carson but I have some major Weasel Brow and have to get a wax first."