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When you bang a mom and steal her kid's lunch on the way out.
I stopped over at Sarah's during my lunch break and realized I wasn't going to have time to stop for lunch, and gave her the dirty bully.
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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
A priority vegan semen substitute.
Neil: "I was with Debbie last night and she went down on me and swallowed!
Bob: " Really?!! I thought she was vegan!"
Neil: " She is, but we bought soymen."