Horse Pop

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.

“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”