Jesusing

When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs

me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!

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Muxworthy

God you already know you’ll hate this guy. Probably blonde, probably a dick, probably into frat things like golf. 100 times worse if his first name is a gay white name like hunter or some shit that’s not really a name it’s more of an adjective.

Hunter Muxworthy won’t stop saying fetus deletus.

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