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When you're spooning and you fart on his dick
Me: I let a pickle duster loose on my dude and he got super horny.
Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.
Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.
Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.
Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
The boopy baby couldn't wink so she found an even better way to show her affection ð¯ðð
When you're spooning and your fart tickles her bean.
Me: Bro I bean dusted my girl last night and she got instantly wet.