Saint Phillips

A school for the rich white people of El Campo. In most cases leads to early pregnancy, and drinking problems. Everyone who goes to Saint Phillips, lives together, drinks together and have babies together.

Person 1: Hey you know them Saint Phillips Kids?
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .

Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya