Whitefive

Declaration made when a high five is missed, or the combo five is awkward, off, or just plain janky.

Ricky declared "Whitefive!" When he completely missed the high five, then botched the follow up dap, bap, "bones it", the "lock it in and put the chain on it".

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Husbuncle

Marrying ones familial uncle.

When she learns that she's pregnant, she also will be getting a Husbuncle.

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

Stereophilososism

A not real medical condition that purportedly causes the minerals in your body turn to lead and collect your ass.

I'm in slow motion homie, my ass is dragging, I think I caught the stereophilososism?

jiggabonkey

Combining jiggaboo and honkey, jiggabonkey is a less David Duke sounding term for a heavily urban influenced white guy.

You sound like a Mississippi Grand Dragon saying wigger, try jiggabonkey, it's easier on the ears.

Humidititties

Cooler air temps over warming landmasses causes the condensation of the Boobsweats.

That lady didn't think of the Humidititty level when she picked that shirt today. Boobsweats are commonly referred to a Humidititties.

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.