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Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.
He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.
You must have Zachary disease, because your face looks Zachary like your ass.
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A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.
She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.
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The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.
First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.