sunday drunk

sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday

stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"

davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"

11👍 6👎

humbaw

the act of humming whilst simultaneously sucking on testicles,its an ideal accompiniment to a gobble.try humming theme tunes like superman,batman,star trek and the star wars trilogy.
its a very difficult act and if you can find a girl(or guy if youre that way inclined) who is able to do it without laughing youve rolled a double six
aka hum-job,hummer

"wee shug was roon earlier and says he got a humbaw aff cassie last night"