Pubeophile

A paedophile who has a particular obsession with pubic hair and likes to keep a collection.

Your pubic hair is so lovely, clean and soft. You better not let a Pubeophile get hold of that or they'll keep it forever.

Disney Dyslexia

The inability to see the “D” in the Disney logo as the letter it is meant to be, instead seeing it as a backwards G or just a weird symbol.

“Why is Disney spelt with a backwards G? Shouldn’t in be pronounced Gisney?”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”

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