Disney Dyslexia

The inability to see the “D” in the Disney logo as the letter it is meant to be, instead seeing it as a backwards G or just a weird symbol.

“Why is Disney spelt with a backwards G? Shouldn’t in be pronounced Gisney?”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”

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Pubeophile

A paedophile who has a particular obsession with pubic hair and likes to keep a collection.

Your pubic hair is so lovely, clean and soft. You better not let a Pubeophile get hold of that or they'll keep it forever.