Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.

smoke hammer

A very attractive female.

Damn Hillary Duff is a smoke hammer

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TIGER SHARK

A person who uses so much teeth while giving a blowjob that they rub penis flesh off, taste the blood, and continue on with their oral conquest. See baby shark

“Whoa bro what happened to your penis?”
“Turns out your mom is a TIGER SHARK! That’s what.”

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baby shark

The person who gives head and frequently scrapes their teeth on the penis. See tiger shark

My priest always would baby shark me.

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PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.