buffalo butt

the incredibly huge buttocks of a woman(usually black).

"my god! Linda Burl has the biggest buffalo butt in the whole fucking world!"

fi'in

fixing - fi(x)in(g) - getting ready to take action

I'm fi'in to throw down on that muh!

T-Box

A german nigger pirate

You're a huge t-box.

spilked

A word which has two meanings so that you can use it to get out of lying.
Definition 1: To have sex with.
Definition 2: To be turned down by a girl when moving in for a kiss.

Larson: So, how did the date go?
Ted: She Spilked me!
Larson: Sweeeeet!

ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!