farble

The unmanly act of pee-ing down one's leg in order to not make noise while while taking a piss. Usually associated with "Bashful Bladder" syndrome. Why not just sit down? Even more unmanly, I suppose.

"I arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening Suzy."

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petaphile

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

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Yuba City

Synonymous with nothing.

Joey was playing poker and threw the cards she'd been dealt down on the table. "Nada, bupkis, Yuba City! - I got NOTHIN'!"

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