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A stoplight is spoken when talking to your wingmen about possible hook-ups for the night.
Green Light- The lady is very attractive, and you should not back down from this possible fling.
Yellow Light- This usually is said when the girl is a toss up. Usually she is turned into a green light after a few drinks. But the next morning you will probably regret it.
Red Light- STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL!!! She is ugly, std infested, or might have a boyfriend that is a UFC champion that gets jealous really easily.
Phil: Hey Mike. . what color of the Stoplight is the girl standing over by the bar?
Mike: I would say green light! She looks very sexy, and she has a twin!!
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Vaginal Fluid cause from women having sexual intercourse. Nooch Juice is caused by sexual eruptions.
Phil: Mike is that Nooch Juice all over your nose?!
Mike: Yeah I went to the strip club and got my nose wet if you know what I mean!
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A Cossy Wossy was named after the most famous one night standee A. Cox. A Cossy Wossy is known for a fling that includes no interest in seeing the sexual partner again.
Mike: Hey Adam whatever happened to that drunk girl we met at the club ?
Adam: Man. . . I totally pulled a Cossy Wossy and haven't seen her since!
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