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When you're dying over a cigarette, and a friend lends you a cigarette. He becomes your Cigar Daddy.
1: Bro, can I have a cigarette?
2: Dude, that's the 10th cigarette! Buy your own pack for god's sake!
1: What can I do? you are my Cigar Daddy.
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When you're asshole is fucked so bad that you can't feel anything anymore.
1: Bitch gotta fine ass.
2: Nigga imma give her anusthesia!
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