The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes
Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher
It is a woman who is roughly 32 years old, has multiple tattoos including ones on her palms, has a tight tight body, she's silent in all aspects of life, she fucks like a silent fox, she's a cougar without bein the age of an actual cougar, she's a little special though so beware!!!!
"AYE dude, I had a great time last night with The Fuckin Fox, rockin body on her, she's a younger cougar!"
This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me