jesus

Someone who you can casually bring into conversations to cause bewilderment among your peers.

Someone who also seems to do things wrong.

Person 1: I'm going shopping, what do you need?
Person 2: Biscuits.
Person 1: We've still got some haven't we?
Person 2: Nah. Jesus ate them all.

Upon seeing the mess on the floor Person 3 exclaimed 'Jesus Christ!'

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