Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

Oubeece

A term used to describe a man with large man boobs and/or butt, which often arouses the majority of males within seconds of sight.

"Damn, boi, you lookin' pretty OUBEECE."

English'stn't

A term used to describe an individual who is so stupidly inept at English that they struggle to even vibrate their vocal chords in a manner even remotely acceptable by English speakers. Examples of sentence structures and (non-existent) terms that these individuals will use include:

-More better
-Gooder
-More gooder
-Sayed
-Putted

"Rafe is so English'stn't."

Mirrorless

A term to describe an individual who is completely unconscious of their flaws or stupidity.

“I hate Mark, he’s so mirrorless.”

Pehnis

A term used to describe an abnormally small penis.

“Lemme see yo pehnis, boi.”

“Penis? No, you got a pehnis.”

Uqliquient

An intelligent-sounding synonym for intelligent.

“Because I watch anime, I am quite uqliquient.”