Who was phone?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.

bishreksual

When someone is attracted to Shrek no matter his gender. the one true sexuality

person A: I'm straight
Person B: There is only bishreksual *stabs him*
Shrek: Watches, being shrexy

Rick Sanchez

A main character from the show Rick And Morty

(Refering to rick sanchez)
Person one:He turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen
Person two:sir this is a Wendy's