Wet Back

when you are having sex from behind and you pull out and squirt your load on your partners back.

I didn't wan't to get her pregnant so I made her a wet back

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Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

Brohypnol

Having a friend(bro)that is so boring he puts you to sleep.

1. No I don't want to hang out with McIntyre. He is total brohypnol; he starts to talk and I fall asleep.

2. McIntyre was telling us about the weekend and I was out cold-total brohypnol.

3 when McIntyre spews his brohypnol I'm out cold.

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