Allen

Someone who is beyond perfect, the true meaning of AWESOME, it is said that aliens were created by one of the very first Allen's and that Angels make a very majestic humm whenever an Allen is around. The fart from an Allen is worth millions of dollars, and the semen however is worth billions. It is even said that if a woman were to swallow the semen of an Allen then she would live very prosperous for her life, or be extremely unlucky depending on the side of the throat it hit. The penis on an Allen does not have to be large in size, the name alone makes woman want more even if he is a small sized person (I feel sorry for that Allen). Lastly all Allen's roll "deep" meaning, if you F*** with one Allen, you just F***ed up.

Dude 1: Bro I want to bust a nut like a Allen, I bet its worth millions!!!
Dude 2: But dude, IT IS WORTH MILLIONS!!!

Dumb unlucky B***H 1: Man im sure his Allen cum hit me on the left side, im so F***ed for the rest of my life!!!
Dumb unlucky B***H 2: Well damn girl, this n***a must be shootin unlucky shots wit everybody!!

Alien 1: (In weird ass alien talk) I wonder who created us with these big ass penises with ALLEN tatooed on them??
Alien 2: Your an idiot.........

Black Allen: My muh f'n penis is big as shit!!!
Asian Allen: I not so lucky fren, but it still maka dem cum.

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