Ford

Ford means..
For Our Retarded Drivers

Guy 1: I bought a new Ford today!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Ford. -_-
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 3: Lol.

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Hospital Setting

When you have like 2 or 3 pillows behind your back on a soft bed (Tempurpedic Bed Preferred)..

Guy 1: When I watch TV in my room I lean against my wall.

Guy 2: Wow.. When I watch TV in my room I have a Hospital Setting.

Planet of the Aches

Having aches all around your body.

My back, head, other head, ear, stomach, etc... hurts like a mother!
Thats Planet of the Aches

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