Beastsheality

Noun. When a male has sexual intercourse with a female partner who has more body hair than him.

Friend 1: Dude, You got with that wildebeest?!
Friend 2: Yeah man. But why do you say wildebeest?
Friend 1: She’s hairy AF. I didn’t know you were into beastsheality

Snowing

(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)

Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!