Lucas

The saddest fucking character from the saddest fucking game that Nintendo has ever published, MOTHER 3. He destroys detached leaches, depressed sentient yellow things, and even spontaneously combustible trees by whacking them with sticks or using his ultra death mental powers. In the span of 3 or so years almost his entire family dies except for his dad, but he might as well be because he disappears until the end. In the end, he basically saves the world from being destroyed by destroying it. Anyone outside of Japan will probably only know him from Smash Bros because Nintendo won't localize MOTHER 3 due to "reasons".

Person A: I got a Lucas keychain yesterday!
Person B: Who tf is that?

Fiji Water

Water that has entered and exited someone's vagina through swimming, bathing, or indescribable personal choices.

Friend A: I made some Fiji water when I jumped from the ladder.
Friend B: That's actually disgusting no cap.

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