Gamer

The lowest form of life currently known to mankind. Discovered in the late 20th century, their population has continually risen throughout the technological revolution.

Gamers are characterized by their hatred of women, minorities and above all, breast reduction. They are best known for their ritualistic consumption of interactive digital media, around which they frequently congregate through use of the Internet.

Gamers are highly tribalistic and easily become hostile at the slightest provocation. It is generally recommended to avoid communication unless absolutely necessary, with which, extreme precaution should be taken.

Gamers were a mistake

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