Cotton teeth

Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth

Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!

plizayed

When a undesirable does you hella dirty you could say yo ass got plizayed

Omg Fred, did you hear Ol' Marge from over on Jefferson and Broadway plizayed Gregory???

Yeah, Gregory is a rather unintelligent young brute...