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rubbing genitals but not having sex.
Can we have sex?
No.
Well, can we have no sex?
FUCK YEAH!
76π 44π
when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
"See that pile of shit puke? Yeah, that was Johnny before he got a 6 way call-out."
6π 7π
a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.
After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.
11π 9π
originally called the Wiggle Wobble, this dance consists of the alternate shaking of the shoulder and wiggling of the upper torso. It was created by The General, and is rumored to have the power to undo jinxes.
On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.
It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
Holy crap! Did you just see that? The whole room just did the same dance at the same time!
Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!
That's right asshole!
20π 2π
the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.
*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.
Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?
Jill: Only if you give me one too!
(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!
54π 23π
Getting punched so hard in between the eyebrows, your blood vessels burst giving you a bruise in between the brows resembling a uni brow.
That turd bucket deserves a bruisa brow.
1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
3π 3π