Simp

A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.

Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.

*Friends talking about their Simp friend*

Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”

Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”

Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”

Friend 1: “What a Simp.”

Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”