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When you can't say weird fucker when describing someone who is scary and wierd in front of mixed company.
"I saw Herbert talking to Stewie today."
"Doesn't he know that guy is a feared wucker?"
Don't you mean weird fucker."
When you think about something so intense that you feel like your brain is sweating.
Tina was thinking about all of the furniture that she needed to move and she broke out in a brain sweat.
Describes someone who has watched too much porn and cannot be satisfied.
My boyfriend watches porn all the time and he won't even look at me. What is wrong with him?
He must be porn worn and it will take a porn star to get him off.
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French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.
When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
When you meet someone who has the same twisted sense of humor that other people don't understand and get offended by it.
Kim and Nicole; who come from different backgrounds, met recently and became Humor Twins because they could laugh about things together that other people would find offensive.
Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.
Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.
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