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chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018


toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018


Scrobe

Someone who comes for a poor family and gets picked on in school because their uniform is cheap shit and they would usually be a freeloader.

Jimmy . If you don't have an 1880 club blazer you're a scrobe. Tell you ma to stop smoking and gambling the DLA money and buy you a half decent uniform .

by Whowantspeas November 3, 2018


dopeydina

Female who is completely stupid and doesn't know if she's coming or going. Absolutely useless and with less brains that a loaf of bread.

Tell that dopeydina to get out of my sight.

by Whowantspeas November 6, 2018


Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018


sixteen ninety

Female who has the body of a sixteen year old and the face of a ninety year old.

Get me that girls number. No wait. On second thoughts don't. She's just turned round and she's a sixteen ninety.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018


Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Whowantspeas October 31, 2018

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