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When you knuckle dust the shit out of a 6 year old during Black Friday while they are reaching for Legos then eat their lifeless corpse in front of their parent(s)
Grandma got caught Pulling a Dillon at Toys R Us. It was hilarious and i got some sweet Batman Legos for Christmas
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When a Forlerin white person from Fucktucky Trevorton decides to mix Grizzly Chew into icecream cuz fuck it
Wow bro have you tried Kirstin's McGrizzly Chewbachy Special, she's from Fucktucky Trevorton so you can't really expect anything less from her
When a female decides to sign up to Tumblr a.k.a become a cretin to society. This involves dyeing your hair pink and ranting about politics while trying to de-sexualize the female body by showing off their own horribly disfigured body ultimately stealing a person's will to live, hence the bandito
Little Timmy was on the internet looking for cool minecraft tutorials when he caught a glimpse of a Tumblrino Bandito. The Doctors tried to revive him but he sadly passed away at 7:42 p.m last Friday from self inflicted gunshot wounds
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