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1.The best public university.
2. A fantastic football team that kills Stanford, and should have beaten USC(university of spoiled children)
1. I got my degree from Cal and had dozens of job offers when I graduated.
2. Cal deserves the rose bowl, but got fucked by the BCS and the fucking rednecks from Texas.
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21st Century Moron, invented Kelsey Grammar.
"Give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eat it..."
4π 2π
A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.
Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!
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Both good and bad at the same time.
The Russian trip briefing was bood.
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Beauty is a corporate invention designed to promote the suffering and insecurity of the masses for the sake of profit. They say it's a state we're all supposed to be achieve, in order to ensure economic, financial, social and recreational success. There is a ridiculous double standard in society at the moment. An attractive blonde who never bothers to do anything useful gets more respect than an ugly git who has the courage and determination to get the fuck out there and do something for him/herself and this world and not be a parasite. Don't you think that's fucked up? Or am I just weird?
'By buying our rubbish, you can achieve beauty, which will make you successful and make your life wonderful and you will never need to worry again' says the greedy corporate pig, who lives off the insecurity and suffering, and above all, gullibility (that means believing lies) of the masses
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when you pick a dingle berry and throw it at someone.
I took the grottle and threw it at nathon.
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a group of rich art school drop outs who fuck around,can be funny but it looks like sesame street next to its WELSH equivalent dirty sanchez also on mtv
jackass:lets put a dwarf on a carpet
dirty sanchez:Lets staple our cocks to planks of wood and swing them around
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