schlongis

a big hairy genetle

my schlongis is much longer than johns!

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Masked Marvel Jr.

Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.

Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.

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gettin head

when someone puts their mouth around your dick and sucks it until you ejaculate all of your sperm. Also known as oral sex.

Im gettin head this weekend by a hot girl.

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dry mouth disorder

what you get from smoking hash or any other marijuana based products. Shorterned to DMD

get me some swig i've got DMD

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Pink Lasso

Superhero alter ego of Cousin Tex. Retired and lives in hiding. Worked with Harryman and Masked Marvel Jr..

The Pink Lasso loved fighting crime.

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nerd box

Female genitalia belonging to a nerd ie: Librarians, computer geeks, book worms, and females that wear tape to hold their glasses together.

I hit some nerd box last night and she broke my fuckin bed!

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chicksaur

Girls you hang out with but are above. Kind of like wanting to hang out with them but knowing that you wouldn't give a shit if you didn't.

Alright, I guess we'll just hangout with those chicksaurs.

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