Cuzzo

Cuzzo is the kind of guy who will pull a gun on a female and then end up dating her. Cuzzo will take care of you when he barely knows you but will never commit because why bring a sandwich to a buffet. Cuzzo rarely admits when he is wrong and is always right anyway so who cares anyway. If you meet cuzzo don't be sucked into his game. He's pretty but deadly on the psyche.

Don't be a Cuzzo.

Methamorphosis

The transformation of a hot piece of grade-A, take him home to Mama, beefcake to methed-up and turned-out wanna be gangster/drug dealer who wears his girlfriends skinny jeans and still needs a belt. You might know him as Mr. Wifi Number because he can't hold a job so he can't keep a phone on. Also known as a rat because he's too pretty to go to jail.

Have you seen beefcake lately? I think his methamorphosis is complete.