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The notes for the repeated riff in "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part 1-5."
Person 1: what are the notes that are repeated for Shine On You Crazy Diamond?
Person 2 (a guitar player): Bb, F, G and E
Person 1: k, thanks.
The first album released by the American rock band "Chicago" or at the time "Chicago Transit Authority". The album has 4 sides and an album length of 76:32/1:16:32.
*May 2nd, 1969. 4 days after the release of Chicago Transit Authority*
Person 1 (vinyl collector): have you purchased the Chicago Transit Authority album?
Person 2 (another vinyl collector): a new album?
Person 1: yeah, they're still in stock.
Person 2: I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON THIS BEAUTY!
When you see the queers in the theaterð¿
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!
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How r/DavidBowieCircleJerk sees Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: I love Pierrotð.
Person 2: psssh, Pierrotð is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrotð! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!
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The website where you can make the most funni definition in da world11!1!1!1!1
Yeah, my friend uses Urban Dictionary. How can you tell?
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The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
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