microsoft moment

The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.

Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...

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