donkey

The object of Weebl's affection.

I love donkey, almost much as pie.

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Stupid

You

You are stupid

Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...

'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'

Do girls Poop?

Obviously not, Duhhh

Boy: “Do girls poop?”
Girl: “Obviously Not”

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shido

He is the most kind person you will ever meet and will never give up on you no matter what and will even sacrifice his own happiness for you no matter the consequence and never breaks his promises

“Who is that kind man over there” “oh that’s Shido”

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