swarthicate

To yank the prickly hairs off a hedgehog's anus.

"Hey Bandeen Jahdon's eatin all teh swarthicats agains, gets me up teh ipicak."

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gribbles

A dirty man's stubble from the term spithikus grabillus referring to the amount of time living in a trash can.

"My dear sir, thou hast mad gribbles in thy cheekery."
"Dost ye haveth a mighty blade handy to swarthicate thems blackest of gribblies?"

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pimpsickle

1. A doobied up manwich placed as an ornament on a car.
2. A Pimp swagger stick used to beat down the hoboes and the hoochies.

"I'm gonna rectify your jargon with my Pimpsickle."
"Ma, Gramah deficated on the lawn again, you better get the pimpsickle."

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