SAP

Stabbing Ass Pain - the most intense, excrutiating sharp pain that originates at the anal opening, comes on unexpectedly, and causes you to squeeze your butt cheeks shut, hoping to cut off the pain before it continues to shoot up into your upper ass area. generally very embarrassing, as it has a tendency to occur in public situations.

person experiencing SAP:
"OHHH! What the F!?!?"
person squeezes butt cheeks, while lurching forward and reaches his hand around to try and pull the imaginary knife that is being shoved into their ass; which by the way, does absolutely nothing to eleviate the pain.
witness nearby, shouting to the onlooking crowd:
"LOOK! He must have SAP. Poor guy."
horrified crowd simultaneously winces while watching SAP'd person suffer

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