Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

bare mcminimum

When an employee decides to “quiet quit” their job in a lower paid role such as a fast-food restaurant. See also “mcminimum wage”. Recent reports suggest they can be awful places to work in.

“How’s your job going in Maccy D’s, Jaydon?”
“It’s shit bruv, I’m just doing bare Mcminimum fam.”